May 2009
293 posts
“You can’t expect me to believe you were only
twirling the lucky...”
– The Euphemism Generator
The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a meth lab if you stay there a while you see some strange shit there’s stuff that can kill you if you mess with it it’s run by a strange guy who doesn’t like visitors
andwhenyousing:
attackedastoria:
one headlight...
“Guess what else we got? Otter Pops!!”
– earlier today
Whoever is stealing the mouses and balls to the...
hazelweatherfield:
keepmehonest:
tackyscenekid:
The polish mob, their more sneaky
I used to do that. Well, take the balls out.
Ha they did they at our school last year too. They wouldn’t let you leave the computer labs or library until they checked your mouse to see if the ball was still there.
Sadly, I remember doing that in highschool as well.
bahahaha.
“Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves.”
– Carl Sagan, Cosmos (Blues for a Red Planet) (via hannahisdead)
chaks15:
kari-shma:
borgomani:
Alanis...
chaks15:
starbizmuzing:
Cake - (he’s...
“We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is...”
– Jim Morrison (via brokenmachine)
nrrdgrrrl:
jmuffin:
mastodonstorm:
jmuffin:
someone tell some horrible dead baby jokes, please?
You really want some?
yes.
i’m going to hell anyway, so why not?
whats the difference between a lexus and a pile of dead babies?
- no idea, what?
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
“Way down, in New York town
Thinking about the way she loved me
There’s a...”
– Joshua Radin ; Everything’ll Be Alright
